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“why does this thing ask for cash back? Y’all don’t do cash back.”

If we didn’t give cash back WHY WOULD IT FUCKING ASK YOU? Dumbass.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THAT MOMENT WHEN.”

Bottom Text: “EASTER IS BUSIER THAN CHRISTMAS.”]

No, seriously. Before Christmas everyone was warning me about how busy it would get but it wasn’t as bad as expected due to new self-scan tills and opening times. But this week was horrendous like seriously, we are only closed Easter Sunday and its like we are gonna be closed for months

OMG THIS THIS THIS. Saturday was fucking nutso.

So there are a few customers whose faces I recognize(i mean besides the regulars that come in once a week) and the only reason I know their faces is because they are really nice, or either complete bitches. And a lot of the times I can’t remember which it is, so I don’t know whether to greet them or ignore them. Am I the only person that has this problem? Probably so.

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YES please.

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Oh, we offer free gift wrapping so everyday “and if you’d like to get this wrapped we offer free gift wrapping in the back.” “Oh it’s all for me, but I guess I could have it wrapped up and surprise myself once I get home, HAHAHAHA hah HAhah”
“hah” EVERY FUCKING DAY. Like that joke stopped being funny within the first 3 hours I started working there….a year ago….

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I get paid bi-weekly and this has happened multiple times. Honestly how do you come out of a store where I have bought 21 shirts for $21 and you pay over $600 for 25 items. HOW.

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fml

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yep all the time.“Do you guys have dresses here or what?” “Yep, back in the ‘Dress’ department.”

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21 shirts for $21. I need to stop shopping ….but I can’t when it’s such good deals!!

Every fucking day. Why would you ever push clear unless you wanted to CLEAR your signature. Idiot.

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YEP. Also I like when there are 6 registers, one with a light on, “HELLO WHICH ONE ARE YOU ON?”

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yeah earlier this week, it WAS pee.

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Reoccurring question that I get asked at work.
Coworker: Who is that on your locker with you? Shes very pretty.
Me: Sophia Bush.
C: oh is that your friend?
M: No she’s an actress.
C: ….ohhhh. Where’d you meet her?
M: Wilmington. Have you ever heard of One Tree Hill?
C: No.
M: John Tucker Must Die?
C: No.
M: ….um Chad Michael Murray? She was married to him for a bit.
C: No idea.
M: ……okay well she’s just an actress I met…..

-______- damn old ladies I work with.

-______________- so ANNOYING.

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So this Sunday Ill be celebrating my two years with Ky, pretty excited. I have Christmas Eve off next saturday, my first saturday I have EVER had off since I started at Bealls, minus the two times I requested it off work for Wilmy. Then next Sunday is Christmas. Gonna be a good week! I’m so excited. Also I found out I’m in the top 10% in sales in the entire company at work. So that’s pretty awesome. No wonder I have such a good schedule next week, I think my managers love me. ;)